Customer: Happy Thanksgiving.
Me: You too!
Customer: Thank you for working today.
Me: Oh, thanks. It’s not a bad shift to work.
Customer: I want to cook a pheasant for thanksgiving.
Me: I actually have some left. They’re frozen over here.
Customer: Oh, no sir. Frozen won’t work.
Me: I don’t carry them fresh. If you ran water on it, if could be thawed in a couple of hours.
Customer: No good! I’ve got people coming over now!
Me: Um....I do have a fresh duck, if you wanted something you could cook right now.
Customer: Young man, a duck is NOT a pheasant.