Customer: Do you have any bigger turkeys?
Me: No, sir. That’s all I have.
(A few minutes later)
Customer: I screwed that up. I’m supposed to pick up a turkey we ordered.
Me: Sure. What’s the name?
(I go look in the back. I don’t see a Turkey for Johnson. I look at the order book; still no order for Johnson.)
Me: (fully ready to get yelled at) Um....I don’t see your name in the orders. Do you know who you spoke to?
Customer: (creepy smile) I was hoping that was a common enough name that there would be one in the back.
Me: So you didn’t order a turkey?
Customer: (bigger smile) Happy Thanksgiving.