Customer: I want a pound of shrimp!
Me: Yes, sir.
Customer: And hurry up! I'm not one of those housewives with all the time in the world.
Me: Um...yes, sir.
(meanwhile this tiny older woman walked up behind him)
Woman: Excuse me?!?! I have all the time in the world?!?!? Let me tell you about my day! I have to wake up at five to make sure my boys get up for school...
(I keep getting his shrimp, while he stands there not making eye contact with her. It is VERY CLEAR he is uncomfortable.)
Woman: ...then I have to run my errands. I went to the dry cleaner cause my husband needs a suit for a wedding cleaned...
Me: Here's your shrimp.
(He takes it and walks away. The woman follows behind him, continuing to yell at him.)
Woman: I'm at the store because its my turn to cook dinner for a family at our church who just suffered a loss. Then I have to....
(A little while later, I walk up front to by a drink on my break. At the register is the Customer...and the woman. He is turning red and is still silent.)
Woman: I have to make dinner tonight! Ain't nobody gonna help me! So you listen to me..
(She kept going, but I went back to my department with my water.)