Shoot yourself In The Foot

(The store has been opening an hour early so that senior citizens can shop.)

Customer: Why don’t you have any chickens?!

Me: My truck isn’t here yet.

Customer: You should get your trucks early!

Me: They used to come in at 5am, but the neighborhood complained about hearing the trucks. They threatened to stop shopping if we didn’t change it. Now they can’t come in before 8.

Customer: ….I remember voting in favor of that..