6-8

Customer: I want two 6oz sirloin fillets.

Me: I’ll have to cut them. Give me like five minutes.

(Later)

Me: Here are your fillets.

Customer: Are those 8oz?

Me: I thought you said 6oz.

Customer: Those are too small.

Me: I can cut them. Give me five more minutes.

Customer: (sigh) I guess.