Price Check

Customer: (on phone) What type of shrimp do you have today?

Me: I’ve got some shrimp from Georgia for $12.99–

Customer: Let’s get one thing clear. I don’t care about the price. I want to know the type of shrimp.

Me: Okay. I’ve got shrimp from Georgia, Argentina, and Indonesia.

Customer: I’ll be sending my wife for the Georgia ones. Goodbye.

(The phone rings 4 minutes later)

Customer: I just called about the shrimp. How much is the Georgia shrimp?

Me: $12.99.