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November 28, 2019 by Andy Livengood

Customer: (on phone)Do you guys have any mussels?

Me: Yeah I sure do.

Customer: Cool what size bag and how much?

Me: 2lbs and they are 5.99 right now.

Customer: how many come in a bag

Me: About 20-25 ish 

Customer: YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THE HELL YER TALKIN’ ABOUT!!

*click*

November 28, 2019 /Andy Livengood
Rude, Seafood, Thanksgiving, Phone call, nevermind, How dare you, You’re wrong
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