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Are You Sure

December 27, 2019 by Andy Livengood

Customer: Do y’all have any neck bones?

Me: No ma’am. We are all out. I do have some ham hocks.

Customer: (Pointing to where the neck bones normally are) Are there any over there?

Me: I’m sorry. There aren’t.

Customer: None in the back?

Me: No ma’am. I just checked for a customer. We’re all out

Customer: Ok... well this store BLOWS!

December 27, 2019 /Andy Livengood
Oblivious, Confused, Special request, Check in back, You’re wrong
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