Color Me Bad

Customer: You guys need to do better. The health department is going to shut you down! 

Me: I’m sorry? 

Customer: You’ve got cooked shrimp next to raw shrimp. Your ignorance is going to make someone sick! 

Me: Are you talking about the Argentina Pink Shrimp? 

Customer: Yes. It’s disgusting. 

Me: Both shrimp are raw. The pink shrimp is just naturally that color. 

Customer: Still. How am I to know it’s not cooked?

Me: Well, we label cooked shrimp with a “cooked tag.”

Customer: Still.