Kitchen Prep

Customer: I'm looking for a turkey.

Me: I've got a couple left.

Customer: Oh, thank god. Wait. Is this raw?

Me: Uh....yes, sir. If you got one of the cooked meals, they're in the deli.

Customer: I just came from there. APPARENTLY you have to ORDER those AHEAD OF TIME! So, you don't have anything that's cooked?

Me: No, sir. I'm sorry.

Customer: Great! Wish someone would have told me before I volunteered my house this year. I've got people coming in an hour.