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Reserved

November 27, 2019 by Andy Livengood

Customer: You got any crab meat? 

Me: I’m all out. I’m sorry. 

Customer: Your coworker said he thought there were two in the back. 

Me: Yes, ma’am. But those are reserved for someone. 

Customer: Reserved for who?!?!

Me: A customer who called a couple of days ago. 

Customer: That’s fucked up. 

November 27, 2019 /Andy Livengood
Oblivious, Seafood, Confused, Thanksgiving, Check in back, How dare you, Holiday, Impatient, You’re wrong
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