Shifty

Customer: (on phone) I used the Shift app yesterday and I’m not happy with the product I got. The ribeye was not at thick as I like, the asparagus could have been fresher, and they brought the wrong type of shrimp.

Me: I’m sorry ma’am. We can cut to whatever thickness you like-

Customer: That’s not good enough!! Shift brought me the wrong stuff! It’s unacceptable!

Me: Again, I apologize, but the people that shop for Shift aren’t store employees. There isn’t much I can do.

Customer: I want your corporate number. Me: Sure. Hold on.