(A customer slams a half wrapped turkey hanging out of a pan on the counter)
Customer: The turkey you sold me is to big to fit in my fucking pan!
Me: I'm sorry ma'am. What size did you ask for?
Customer: I don't know!
(I look it up in our order book)
Me: Ma'am, you ordered a 14lb turkey. This one is only 12 3/4. I'm really sorry.
Customer: Fuck your sorry. What are you going to do about it.
Me: I've only got one turkey left. It was from an order that someone didn't pick up. Problem is it's a 20lb turkey.
Customer: Well that's not going to fit in my pan.
Me: We do sell those foil disposable pans.
Customer: I don't do disposable pans. Happy Fucking Thanksgiving !
(She storms off)