Time Keeps On Slipping

(Phone rings)

Me: Good morning. Meat department. How may I help you?

Customer : Just calling to see if you're open.

Me: Yes sir. The store closes at 2.

Customer: Closing at 2? That's fucking ridiculous! You're store is open 24 hours a day!

Me: We have amended hours on holidays. 

Customer: Bullshit! I can't get there until 4. Someone will have to let me in.

Me: there won't really be anyone here past 2:30.

Customer: Fuck that! Happy Thanksgiving! (Slams phone down)